you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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