oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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