You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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