You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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