did you get engaged???
Don't EVER smell your tampon
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.