five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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