Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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