heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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