This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
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Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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