Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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