Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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