Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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