I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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