Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
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I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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