he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Is it penis luge time yet?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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