Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
