just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
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I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
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You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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