break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I want you more than these girls want KFC
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i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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