Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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