They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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