i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
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Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
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He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
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