what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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