...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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