if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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