doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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