do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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