Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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