...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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