Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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