First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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