he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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