this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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