Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
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I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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