I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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