Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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