her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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