Please, let me fuck your mom
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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