you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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