hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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