he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
The feeling are messing with the penis
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
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i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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