You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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