It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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