Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize