Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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