he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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