i would punch a child for taco bell
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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