guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
you would pick up someone in the library
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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