I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I just found a bag of teeth...
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I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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