I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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