Plan B is the new Plan A
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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