im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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