we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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