You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
My vagina is very pro this idea
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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